In which, I tell you what this is all about.

So, what’s this site all about? Who’s running this show? How do I navigate all of this flotsam? I didn’t realize that I was signed up for this… wasn’t this a blog of a different color?

Greetings and salutations! My name is Matt and I am a stay at home parent who currently resides in NW Florida. It is my sincere hope that “The Rank Spoon” becomes a repository for all of the information that a man needs to navigate dad-dom. Shit, even if you aren’t a family man, hell even if you aren’t a man, there should be something of interest to you: I do go on about things.

As I cover more topics, I will be updating the category list regularly. Currently, I posts lined up for:

  • Food
  • Dad know-how
  • (Occasional) Admin  (such as news, rants, what I’m doing elsewhere)
  • Man-health
  • Sex
  • Your Significant other

And yes, this blog used to be a lot different. I came to the conclusion that while I was enjoying what I was writing about, it just wasn’t for me.

For the record, I’d like to point out that when I did buckle down and tell people that I was a stay at home parent, everyone told me that I should write about it. This was over 5 years ago.

I didn’t know shit then.

I still don’t think I know shit.

But I do know that if current “me” were in a room with the “me of 5 years ago” I’d totally whoop the “me of 5 years ago” like the little bitch that he was.

Thanks for reading this,

Matt